OMG! Everyone set your TiVo! Information has leaked about who is to appear in season 18 of ABC’s The Bachelor.  Most people would be amazed, but it is our one and only Dr. Peter Hobbie.  Some may not believe it, but as you know Dr. Hobbie is retiring in a year and is looking to ‘seattle down.’  Dr. Hobbie has stated that he is “excited and can’t wait to participate. After Sean Lowe was able to stick to his morals, I think I can do it too,” referring to former Batchellor star Sean Lowe’s chastity vow.

A producer has also stated, “So many females have applied! This is the largest amount of applicants we have ever seen. Since this has happened, we have created a waiting list.”  No more applications are being accepted.  Viewers will be able to decide which females can appear on the show, a first for The Bachelor.  Stay tuned in to find out the airing date!

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