- Release 2,000 rabid dogs at each home game instead.
- Use DDT as an insecticide on the grass around campus.
- Use asbestos as insulation in dorms to help cut cooling and heating costs
- Lease Fraternity Court to Chinese manufacturing companies.
- Catch the geese around campus and force-feed them Alka-Seltzer.
- Pour oil directly into the storm drains across campus.
- Dump 2,000 uncut six-pack rings into the nearest waterway.
- Let BP build a new pipeline directly across the Pondo.
- Use Doyle House to store spent nuclear fuel rods.
- Give us something to care about other than just winning. Remember the Bronze Derby?
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Ten Environmentally-Friendly Alternatives to Balloon Release to Build Blue Pride
September 10, 2013
4. Lease Fraternity Court to Chinese manufacturing companies.
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