Ten Environmentally-Friendly Alternatives to Balloon Release to Build Blue Pride
4. Lease Fraternity Court to Chinese manufacturing companies.
September 10, 2013
- Release 2,000 rabid dogs at each home game instead.
- Use DDT as an insecticide on the grass around campus.
- Use asbestos as insulation in dorms to help cut cooling and heating costs
- Lease Fraternity Court to Chinese manufacturing companies.
- Catch the geese around campus and force-feed them Alka-Seltzer.
- Pour oil directly into the storm drains across campus.
- Dump 2,000 uncut six-pack rings into the nearest waterway.
- Let BP build a new pipeline directly across the Pondo.
- Use Doyle House to store spent nuclear fuel rods.
- Give us something to care about other than just winning. Remember the Bronze Derby?
Kat • Sep 17, 2013 at 6:27 pm
This is irresponsibly hilarious.
Alternative no. 11: Cast a balloon in bronze and mount it to our new spirit rock to symbolize the battle between PC’s Blue Pride and the environment.