In response to the deteriorating culture of society today, the greatest solution at this moment is to simply do nothing. Presbyterian College’s recent student program, the Anti-Entrepreneur, promotes the complete opposite idea of resiliency and innovation for two significant reasons. One is to follow the new campus motto, “While We Rest, We Thrive,” and the other is to directly set aside time for relaxation to reduce stress. Starting to sound good, right?

Furthermore, the main objective of this program is to prepare students for the harsh conditions of life after graduation. The first and last training session for this program will begin on April 1st at 3 am in Springs Great Room. Students who wish to participate will be required to bring a sleeping bag, mask, earplugs, and any other sleeping equipment that enhances sleep to be fully ready for the training. Participating students are required to follow the business attire dress code to showcase achievement. The second session of the training will be about learning the fundamentals of declining assignments. A professional anti-entrepreneur masters the ability to be relaxed to cultivate an air of indifference. Participating students must follow the conditions to improve.

Last but certainly not least, completing the program at the end offers an official certificate that recognizes the quality of what a real anti-entrepreneur presents. The award ceremony for finishing the training program will proceed on the same day at 11:59 pm in the same room.

Disclaimer: The intended purpose of this article is to celebrate April Fools Day. All the information from this article is false and written to be humorous.