PC begins “Adopt-a-Goose” program.

April Fools, Staff Writer

The students of Presbyterian College love it for many reasons: its clean dorms, its amazing food selection, and especially, its geese.

Throughout the years, the geese (along with the skunks and squirrels) have been a much beloved part of the PC community, and many (if not most) students have even wanted to keep one as a pet.

Well now, thanks to Dr. Lilly and a few ambitious students, the PC geese are going to be put up for adoption. They will even be allowed in dorms. So if you ever wanted a goose for a pet, now is your chance, thanks to the all-new Adopt-a-Goose program here at PC.

Tell your friends.